So much DWI fail it will barely fit on your monitor

it’s OK, we won’t tell your other GF.

Booked for a .13…weaksauce. How’d they pull you over?

gay… never take the news at face value.

however, DWI is mega gay… were you at least doing a smokey burn out?

saw a new camaro getting put on the back of a flatbed about an hour ago with a cop behind him… was on transit by depew high school.
doubt the car broke down (seeing as it was a new one)… so uh… maybe another story inc!

Holy fuck I’ve been working there for a couple weeks now.

Randolph St! Nice, I lived there for 2 years.

Wow, that’s pretty fucked up that they were that wrong on the story. You should make them issue a retraction.

On second thought, nevermind. You were still .13 so doing anything to keep it in the news is probably a bad idea.

DWI…fail.

yikes.

What do you do there?