Some Simple Chinese Phrases

Ok - in an effort to promote some cultural diversity, here’s a list of some really simple chinese phrases. Try them the next time you see someone of Chinese descent:

Thats not right …Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?..Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP…Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man…Dum Fuk

Small Horse …Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?..Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table… Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift…Chin Tu Fat

It`s very dark in here…Wao So Dim

I thought you were on a diet?..Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone…No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week…Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Stay out of sight…Lei Ying Lo

He`s cleaning his automobile…Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive…Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great…Fa Kin Su Pah

wow thanks

I will have to try these some time
and get my ass kicked

LOL

They may kung fu me in the face when I, F it all up

thats funny as hell :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

heh

gu wans

Ra Ful

FTW

omg i just LOLd so loud i woke up my sister lol…thats awsome.

nice Dennis…nice :lol: hahah

lol

Great, my co-worker is printing this out. I’m going to be bombarded with this shit for weeks now. Thanks Dennis :mad: :lol:

you forgot:

What Smells in here: Hu Flung Dung?

Haha, nice Dennis!

i can hear dennis’s voice when i read these

lol

i said a few of these to the Chinese delievery guy today…he didn’t seem too happy

rofl damnit i almost burst out laughing in class

baahhahahaa… Funny shit…