Someone Out There Likes Me Enough to hit me with a van

is that the cup of coffee that magicly spilled all over the driver… and not a drop on you?

pshhhhhh all that broken glass and not a single facial cut? Apparently you don’t want a convertable for the summer…

No, that’s an empty cup because the driver is a slob. More so than I am. The coffee was in a regular 8oz coffee mug…