Speaking of white trash...

Depends on the white trash look you really want.

Country white trash is the cut offs, no shirt, mullet, molester stach, can of Schlitts in a can cooler with good ol’ #3 on it, high top reeboks-white, no socks, cigarette burns on your index and middle finger, lack of teeth, 7 days of stubble, Dale Jr. tattoo.

Ghetto white trash is an oversized wife beater, big gold chain with a dragon hanging off it, super long jean shorts, shiney basketball shoes in pristine condition, a retro baseball cap - flat brim - cocked to the side, shaved head or a fade with your hair gelled down slick and pushed forward, chinese lettering tattoo, a look of utter confusion when people tell you that you aren’t black.