don’t forget to roll a softpack of marb reds in your shirt sleeve
edit: and refer to women as ‘foxes’
Buy RED DOG beer.
Lipper essential
[quote=“Dr.Stevil,post:21,topic:34330"”]
don’t forget to roll a softpack of marb reds in your shirt sleeve
edit: and refer to women as ‘foxes’
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Where can I get Marlboro clothes?
Do I have to send in empty packs of smokes?:biglaugh:
[quote=“AWDrifter,post:23,topic:34330"”]
Where can I get Marlboro clothes?
Do I have to send in empty packs of smokes?:biglaugh:
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Go on ebay and buy the miles for cheap then send them in, get a tent or horse shoe set while you’re at it.
[quote=“AWDrifter,post:23,topic:34330"”]
Where can I get Marlboro clothes?
Do I have to send in empty packs of smokes?:biglaugh:
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Ebay that shit, There’s probably tons of rednecks selling the gear they got with their Marlboro Miles.
^ Yeah, what he said.
ask jeg to borrow some shit :gotme:
[quote=“zwarbyt,post:27,topic:34330"”]
ask jeg to borrow some shit :gotme:
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Ouch!
You need one of these…
You could always take my halloween costume idea.
Here is another option I witnessed at a NASCAR race. Authentic white trash/redneck with sweet Man HotPants!!
[quote=“Jagermeister,post:29,topic:34330"”]
Here is another option I witnessed at a NASCAR race. Authentic white trash/redneck with sweet Man HotPants!!
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Oh shit did I call it or what???
^Not only is that guy shirtless, he is still displaying his Nascar shirt. And I bet the tattoo is somehow related. That is hardcore white trash right there, that guy keeps it real.:lolsign:
You guys are being way too detailed. Just walk around carrying a Bud light can at all times.
[quote=“AWDrifter,post:6,topic:34330"”]
That with a wife beater is a good start.
What else that might be less obvious?
#3 hat?
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i picked up food from a bar the other day, and there was a race on, and the guy next to me was drinking a can of schmidts and had a mullet with a nascar hat on that said “No Right Turns”.
some type of vest is vital preferably a camo hunting vest
[quote=“93dx–hatch,post:11,topic:34330"”]
A T-shirt that has your UAW # on it.
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haha Funny but true, all faded and discolored
Don’t have time to read the whole thread, but…
Wife beater with mustard stain and cheetos crumbs.
Dirty Wranglers with skol ring.
Work boots.
Budweiser and/or NASCAR hat.
shit wheres montecarlo chick when u need her