Spray-on condoms

hahahahahhaha

no, the best response; (story time)

crashed in a girls bed, (didnt do anything with her the night before). woke up to her on top of me, and i was the victim of the delightful morning wood. which she took as me wanting to have sex with her. which is fine by me (this has actually happened to me quite a few times. wake up having sex just cause my morning ritual, well, gives them ideas).

anyway, she felt the poke but i was still under the covers. she pulls the covers off. no lie, she giggled; and said “what the hell am i going to do with that thing”

she figured it out