Sorry Skinny but John just owned you.
I’m the most stereotypical white guy in existence. Go through the check list and see if you can compare.
Yellow fever? Check!
Loves mashed potatoes, mayonnaise? Check!
Has absorbed major traits of another culture as their own? Asian, check!
Can’t dance? Check!
Lives in a nice area but complains about how it’s a hard knock life? Check!
Argues on the internet? Check!
lol’d. +1 for having checklist.