10 TRUTHS BLACK, HISPANIC ANDWHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:
1. Dogs are pets, not food.
2. Trying to be as white as possible is not sexy
3. Absurdly large sun visors are not a fashion statement
4. Washing hair once a week is not hygienic
5. Skinny does not equal sexy (curves are nice!)
6. Food should not smell like that!
7. Making your Honda Civic look like a shopping cart is not cool!
8. Being cheap at the hair salon is really obvious
9. There is no reason to wear a bra if there is nothing to support
10. We are in the 21st century people, food should be eaten with a fork, not a couple of sticks
10 TRUTHS BLACK, ASIAN AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not White.
3. Rap music is here to stay
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N’ SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
[size=2]10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. [/size]
10 TRUTHS WHITE, ASIAN AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:
1. Hickey’s are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country’s flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter
6. “Jump out and run” is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 peop! le to a car is considered too many
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can’t possibly be the nickname of every person in your
family.
[size=2]10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal. [/size]
10 TRUTHS WHITE, ASIAN AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:
1. O. J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn’t know everything.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it’s a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car