not tryin to start a war or anything, its just something funny i read
For the record, the only reason there aren’t more ethnicities on here is that I don’t know enough people from the other demographics to form consistent stereotypes. It’s based on conclusions I have made about people I have met, and is not a statement on these ethnicities in general.
Blacks
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Being able to speak English is a good thing. The only people impressed by your mumble-mouthed slang are the people who dropped out in the 10th grade like you. Basically, it’s you signaling to each other that you are just as stupid, so there is no reason to feel threatened. It’s a kind of secret moron comfort-code.
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If I were going to be impressed with hip-hop, I would be impressed with the artists who make the music, not with you for listening to it. The fact that you listen to some guy talking about guns and shooting them at people, does not say to me that you are a badass.
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Yes, I drive a nice car, and if you worked hard you could have one like it too instead of staring at mine like you remember it from somewhere. Seriously, you don’t know me, why does my shit interest you so?
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The fact that your average white cop apparently has a hair trigger when around black skin means that you need to not behave like an ass. It means that you have to try to not give people an excuse to call the police.
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Basically, everybody thinks they know you based on the fact that you are black, they think they know your education, your abilities, your attitude, what you smoke, what you drive, the kind of woman you are attracted to. The way out being stereotyped is to make them wrong. Don’t act they way people (including other black people) expect black people to act.
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You are fortunate. Being a black person in America is easier than being a black person everywhere else on this planet. You can whine about the things that are bad, and hope that you can come back in another life where things are better, or you can make the most of what you have.
White People
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You didn’t “build” this country, you had nothing to do with the success of America, you came along after the real work was done. You are in no way responsible for the good things about America, you are just a passenger like everybody else, you may have been given a first-class ticket at birth, but you are still just a passenger riding on the hard work of the people who came before you.
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You are not being “persecuted” by minorities. Trying to claim the role of victim is ridiculous, and in your this case is more a symptom of an intelligence deficit than anything.
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The fact that you know a few non-white people, doesn’t mean that you know them all, try to avoid the whole assumption-thing, it’s can be very costly when you are wrong. Not all black people know where to get good weed.
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People make assumptions about Confederate flags, if you own one, if you fly one in your front yard, if you have shot-glasses with them painted on, basically, people WILL assume that you are a bigot, and not just your ordinary, clueless redneck either, the card-carrying, Tim McVeigh/Turner Diaries kind.
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Of the 73 sex offenders in my zip-code, 42 are white male pedophiles. How’s that for a profile?
Hispanics
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Nobody identifies with you, really, that’s why you all are the only ones who Tivo Cane. Your culture is lame, it’s only popular to the extent that it can be bastardized.
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Everybody outside of Miami assumes that you are Mexican and here illegally, even if you are a rich kid from Honduras here on a student-visa. This means that you are resented instantly by everybody except for the real illegals, so don’t holler at white women, and don’t pick fights with black people.
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If you are buying something and still wearing your grass-stained work-clothes, learn to ask for it in English, because nobody really wants you in their store, and struggling Spanglish makes them want to hit you.
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Be friendly to other minorities (like black people), try to get them less threatened by your presence, they are more afraid of you than anybody else.
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Spanish is an ugly language if you don’t speak it. When spoken quickly it sounds like a chicken-coop on fire.
Asians
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You all need to keep a low profile and intermarry with the most powerful demographic.
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If you are a young Asian woman, please understand that a lack of curves and a snotty attitude isn’t really every guy’s preference.
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It’s a lot easier to swallow intense geekiness if it comes with a sense of humor.