yea fuck those bitchs im sick of whores!! i like em but it get old lol
It’s attention whoring^2. They gain attention by wearing slutty clothes, then they double dip by trying to get attention for getting attention for wearing slutty clothes.
The only way to break this vicious cycle is a round of anal attention, that way they’ll reconsider the means to their end’s end.
What?
lol… Anal attention is the best… Remember… Ease it in… don’t just let her sit on it and hope for the best, or the outcome will be her crying in the bathroom for 30 minutes, with a bloody asshole
Impossible.
i like to give my dick a nice indian brush burn, to heat it up nice and good… stand 6.35ft away from her bent over my bed with a raging boner. Then from a three point stand (I wear cleets to get a good grip off the carpet) I explode out of the stance full speed towards her ass and just let momentum do the work.
Notes: Leaving your feet about 6 inches before singularity point really helps make sure that your dick is angled just right so she doesn’t fart.
Hope this helps…
I hope your aim is good.
Has happened to me twice 
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EDIT: Is that a cheerio in your sack?
the pics are classic.
And a golf tee in your urethra?
I grab all kinds of strange ass.
Man I fucking barge into the club and my favorite shit is when a bouncer got this look on his face like “wow look at this swole ass bro he shows me up, i can see the striations and vascularity through his versace button down and the teardrop through his D&G jeans” then im like “listen boss, i know the owner, so im going to walk right in and you arent going to say shit to me, capiche?”
he usually nods his head and i give him a 20 spot. if he gives me problems i lay him the fuck out, simple as that, no questions asked.
now when i actually get into the club, i look for the best lighting, the lighting where your jawline looks fucking sexy as hell and your delts are just fucking poking out your shirt as if you got motherfuckin watermelons under there. the bitches start lining up, and i start fucking feeding them my cock with the quickness at my VIP table, one after the next. before i feed them my anaconda i ask them what they feel is my best body part as i do a front double bi, the correct answer is always “everything”.
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