But its a fucking LS.
That shit can’t lose.
Its fucking SIQQQQQQQQQ.
"Yeah Molly, didn’t you hear, LS motors were crafted by the Lord Jesus Christ out of a small stable in Bethlehem. He’s not really dead, he just works for GM now. The LS motor can nevar looooose. It can also never have a close race. Ever. There is no such thing as a close race when racing the holy LS. Either the LS wins by cornfields, or the LS wasn’t trying. Even an LS that is not trying to race is likely to put cornfields on you, because again, the LS can nevar loooose.
You know, now that I think about it, I’m willing to bet your friend probably swapped an economic 4 cylinder into his car prior to racing. See, had you raced a true LS2, the ones crafted by Jesus, the driver would have had at LEAST 8 cornfields on you. Maybe 9. In the LS world, cornfields are the only way to measure wins, because remember Molly, LS motors can nevar looooose."