I be taking my Type-ARrrrrr to the track tonight!
sweet… lets see how long till it catches on in my office… or how long it takes before i get ridiculed beyond belief for talking like a pirate 
:gotme: no one will do this w/ me at work
on a side note, I talk to a lot of DBAs and some of my area is down south so it’s pretty funny to hear a techy nerd with a southern accent… “Hi, dis is John-Bob, da DBA 'ere, what can I do you for?”
hmmm
i could probably pass for a pirate. fuck this shit, im talkin like a pirate all day!
I heAaaarrrrrt my subaArrrrrrru
A pirate walks into a bar with the ships steering wheel attached to his belt. Bartender says “You know you have a steering wheel stuck to your waist right?”
Pirate says “Arr. Tis driving me nuts!”
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A pirate walks into a bar with the ships steering wheel attached to his belt. Bartender says “You know you have a steering wheel stuck to your waist right?”
Pirate says “Arr. Tis driving me nuts!”
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oh wait :picard: well maybe… :lol: no… definitely :picard:
brendansi? Cougarspeed?
I have been all day. I think some of the people here think i lost it. If only they knew how hard it is being a pirate in todays world. YARGH BLARGH
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A pirate walks into a bar with the ships steering wheel attached to his belt. Bartender says “You know you have a steering wheel stuck to your waist right?”
Pirate says “Arr. Tis driving me nuts!”
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:lol:
haha rrrrrrrrrrrrr
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A pirate walks into a bar with the ships steering wheel attached to his belt. Bartender says “You know you have a steering wheel stuck to your waist right?”
Pirate says “Arr. Tis driving me nuts!”
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Harrrrrrr :tup:
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can’t be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet k***y.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth ***.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your **** bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I **** harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: …still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your .
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your a.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your a.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly a
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your a.
sweet17: YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a ******* candy apple…
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: **** YOU *******!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: …going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!
for the WOW people
World of Warcraft TLAPD: The Sons of Hell guild on the Khadgar server of World of Warcraft will be holding a TALPD party from 8:00pm Sept. 19 GMT at Booty Bay. Pirate and skeleton avatars, drinking and duelling will be the order of the day.
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tell me you’ve never read blood ninja before!!! come on… gotta stay amused at work during the day!
ban.