The Everlasting "Who's going to LVD" Thread

thats because

1: you hit guards rails attempting to go fast straight

2: you dont own a car fast enough worth drag racing anything other then the minivan full of 6 kids next to you

3: your high 99% of the time your on the road so while you are actually going straight, you probably think your on a closed road coarse and proceed to take a turn on a straight road and eat a guard rail.