The Facts About Sex

I hope the one about average being 4-5" is right, because my self confidence would go through the roof. Kind of like my…

…No seriously, I’m hung like a 2 year old and I’ll give you the best 10 seconds of your life.

…Well, maybe it’s more like a baby’s arm holding an apple.

…OK OK I’m hung like a tick tack. Want to freshen your breath?

…Seriously though, they call me “tripod.”