The problem with internet girlfriends

yeah LOL

hes prolly a biggen himself… they can have fupa fights

:rofl

nice.

fattys are cool for a few reasons:

  1. fat makes it hard to reach your ‘zones’ so to masturbate they just rub clit, instead of getting toys and stretching out the poon with a rubber fist=tighter poon

2. their lives, much like mine, are filled with rejection. therefore they generally havent had many partners=tighter poon

  1. hungry=more blowjobs

  2. low self esteem=loads and loads of semen in and especially around mouth

  3. mystery folds=whoops, slipped it in the back door, best to keep going at this point (refer to #4 as to why they wont stop you)

  4. fat chicks means lots of food=can make you delicious cake after you pummel her insides with your man meat

  5. extra cushion=no “I’m too sore from earlier/last night” excuses

    fattys=win

until you go to show her off to your friends :shifty

He does make a pursuasive argument…

+rep to Sir Fizzle. I lol’d hard.

Edit: After I spread rep I guess.

Even though I’m fat, you won’t ever catch me in bed with a fat chick. Except maybe three or four times, but there are plenty of valid excuses for that. First one being I am also fat.

Nobody’s judging anybody over on this side. You do what you gotta do. :thumbup

I have never banged a fat chick. I dont really want to. I probably wont.

What is it with fat chicks and pugs anyway?

:facepalm

Genuinely LOL’d :rofl

the deception of online women continue …Internet Girlfriends= Rock Bottom…
http://i679.photobucket.com/albums/vv159/dc2jim/rockbottom.jpg