The Rant

SON240sx Automotive SON240sx Off Topic
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Hey

I am not a ricer, or a drag racer.

I don’t live in dudebridge, use NAWZ, or own a Honda,

and I don’t know about weapen-r, Bomz, or R1,

although im certain they are really, really shit.

I have rear wheel drive, not front wheel drive

I speak English and French, not ricer.

I pronounce it “nitrous” not “NAWZZZZ!”

I can proudly install my own parts on my car

I believe in driving a car, not showing a car

drifting, not ass draging

and that the hampster is a truley proud and nobel animal.

A Civic is a POS

and “NOS” is pronounced “NOS” not “NAWZ,” “NAWWWZZZZZZ!”

Drifting is the second fastest growing sport,

the most interesting sport to participate in,

and THE BEST PART OF DRIVING!!

My name is “Dip,” and “I AM A DRIFTER!!!”

When my car gets on the road anyway

sorry
i got bored and found the origional in the text book im suposed to be studying.
i did the best i could

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:lol: what a useless post

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shall we start counting yours?

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It’s HAMSTER not HAMPSTER. :slap:

It’s NOBLE not NOBEL. :slap:

I wonder if this has anything to do with the I AM CANADIAN commericals/campaign.

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Ugh. It hurts my eyes just reading it.

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Derek the FC is making you Fucking CRAZY.

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please do Derek.

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thats what FC stands for
and i did say that i used the origional to make it gonad
and they spelt nobel nobel

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Well unless the original was talking about the peace prize, they spelled it wrong!

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i was copying the origional so i dont give a fuck~!

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Dont listen to them Derek… I thought it was beautiful. :lol:

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Yes Derek it truly put a tear to my eye…

After I finished hurling in the toilet :wink:

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Derek, didn’t you have a Bomz muffler on your s14, with a ghetto exhaust set up?

And if I remember correctly you also had a weapon-r intake?

Not only that, but didn’t we call you a ricer for about the first 6 months of knowing you, but then we got bored?

And even though you have a rear wheel drive, you always seem to drive a FWD escort.

shut up. :slight_smile:

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To add to Pavel’s list, didn’t Derek run a BOMZ STB group buy about a
year ago? :owned:

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[quote=“Pavel”]

Derek, didn’t you have a Bomz muffler on your s14, with a ghetto exhaust set up?

And if I remember correctly you also had a weapon-r intake?

Not only that, but didn’t we call you a ricer for about the first 6 months of knowing you, but then we got bored?

And even though you have a rear wheel drive, you always seem to drive a FWD escort.

shut up. :)[/quote]

i had a bomz muffler but thats a straight throung muffler and the exhaust was from quincys car and was suposed to be 100 all said and done, until it fell of on the highway
I have not and will never have any weapen-r products on my car
the cone filter i had was a POW-R PLUS i think and it was free.
as for the ricer bit… so?
and you still call me ricer
and mike has a APC filter on his sr and he paid for it!

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that makes me a ricer?
selling 45 stbs to you ricers?
i never even put one on my car
all you guys did
ricers

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that makes me a ricer?
selling 45 stbs to you ricers?
i never even put one on my car
all you guys did
ricers[/quote]

I didn’t call you a ricer in that post. :shock:

Someone needs a :grouphug:

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Derek is a ricer, he will see the light one day.

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Pfft, telling Pat to tint his taillights. tsk tsk

Ricer indeed. :wink:

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derek, lets not get all defensive now, we’re all just kidding around here. And bomex is a ricer, everyone knows that :wink: