I developed this fetish to help me deal with my sexual urges.<b> I found that women tend to like dairy products, and settled on cheese to represent the girl. thus I started having sex with cheese. </b>I like to use Swiss cheese and would wrap slices of the cheese around penis, then masturbate. Now tho, after finding several girls to do it for me, I prefer having girls do it for me, instead of myself.
I have a big heart, and it was crushed time and again by the opposite sex, that and a very strong sex drive, well I am lucky I never became a rapist. My fetish grew out of desperation for sex with a woman. I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections, girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.
I tried many different kinds of cheese, but settled on Swiss as the best. First and foremost, if ever a picture of cheese is used, most of the time they use a representation of Swiss cheese. But also because of it's eye patterns, texture, and the way it feels against my penis.
Can’t he be normal and get off to catching a HERITAGE UNIT on film, or it’s loud horn?
Edit: LOL
Court documents revealed that Pagano was arrested in 2009 after he allegedly “removed a large block of cheese from his pocket” and offered a woman on the street “$20 to rub the Swiss cheese on his penis.” Pagano pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct, and a solicitation charge against him was dismissed.
why doesnt this guy just backpage it? should be quite straight forward.
i can say i have seen weirder shit than this at the sundowner… saw and old overweight guy (60+ years old, 200+ lbs and shorter than me) who goes in there and takes the girls in the back and gets them to dress him up like a chick, put make up on him and give him manicures and pedicures and shit… he also gets drunk as fuck and tries to walk around in high heels.
i saw the dude take a sweet spill in a drunken stupor. It took a hilariously long 15 - 20 seconds before signs of life revealed themselves. everyone was all business as usual since the guy drops heavy dough in there on the reg.
