this is certainly a possibility. i will accept this as constructive criticism and not an insult.
don’t fucking patronize me
a thousand apologies, your highness, i had no idea that midnight on a friday was past your bed time. have your secretary call me some time and we can set up a good time for ME to have a fire at MY house that is convenient for you.
if you give me shit like this again, i’ll throw ANOTHER pocket knife through your rear window.