I like my alcohol to taste as close to water as possible. <3
coors light is like sex in a canoe…
it’s fucking close to water
If things get tipsy you look like a retarded noob?
Life in general
Boobs
Sun
The amazing friends that I have.
Boobs
I really loved my gti, but that ended badly. I guess I kinda like my new accord. as far as things I love- bud in a can, johnny walker black, jim beam, american strong ales, double ipa’s, hop extraction, joose, that maxx live shit, monster, red bull, music, piracy, marb lights, going out to the bars, pwning nazi zombies, boobies
Yeah, I really do like boobs. Preferably big ones on a small chick. Medium ones on a small chick are also acceptable.
deathmetal
hitting things with a hammer
girls with poor decision making skills
fast cars
tattoos
marb reds
shitty 240’s
chicken
enya
and boobs…love em
Poutine
Canadiens
I keed I keed. They both suck.
Cooking
Sleeping
Interneting
I agree but thats why we have the hate thread!
CANADA
Add large breasts to mine as well.
and death metal (thanks breetime)
I’ll be up my trucks due for an inspection
let’s see here
sahlen’s meats of course
the SABRES!
twisty roads!
boobies!
watkins glen the race track
the internets
my car
my friends (yea some of you are shocked right?)
the new rx-8’s that my dad is going to race!
watching my dad pass pro driver in the rolex seires
sleeping in!
my sister’s ex dog now my own
my brother weiner dog the pug can go to hell!
watching the leaf’s fail night after night after night!
my 360!
that is about it.
gambling.
steelers.
gay sex.
unprotected sex (straight)
bud light lime
seamen.
noobs
nothing
Myself
Teeth
Genuwinely NICE looking girls
NEW VAGINA - probably the best feeling in the world
black socks
leather soled shoes
factory navigation systems
Amp - Overdrive
Mont Blanc pens
plasma televisions
people with some fucking class and decency
nyspeed
meeting new people (which then very well could lead to new vagina)
my nephew
the rest of my family
death cab for cutie
non-stop direct flights
natural breasts
Adonis belts on girls - best when paired with new vagina
Blackberry
redbull/vodkas
Post modernized inventions
Sleep paralysis
19th century oil tycoons
Emotional animals
Jupiter’s Red Spot
Expensive dinners
Sword fighting
Insect aerodynamics
Chivalry
The Bermuda Triangle
19th Century Medical Curios
Boy shorts
Sushi
EBC Blue Berry Beer
D&G Eyewear
Fitted and starched dress shirts
Windsor Knots
Showers.
Brushing my teeth.
Sunglasses.
My car.
My dog.
My cat.
Ween.
Music.
Shows.
Iced Tea.
Blue pens.
Sharpies.
The smell of dryer sheets.
Warm towels.
Vacation. (3 more days til LV babyyyy)
My best friend.
Burning CD’s.
Mascara.
Eyeliner.
Punk fucking rock.
Stand up bass.
Cello’s.
How all the girl’s in the band Civet are fucking hot.
Bands with girls in them.
Texting.
Driving!
pandora
blowjobs
not having to wake up before 11am
300hp and enough room to bring my track wheels/tires
zip up hoodies
remote starters
girls in skinny jeans and v-neck tees
cold beer
showering
the old pink
Ah yes! Hoodies!