This Car Ad Made Me LOL

Elliot is fluent in the languages of the Native American tribes of the south west.

Amusing

macedonian, arabic, mongolian, egyptian, epigraphic mayan, kara, punic, mayan

MONEY!

I want one of these options in my next car:

It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you are operating on yourself.

this guy should write novels

No offence…

But…

Majority of which are USELESS in knowing. Why the hell did you bother learning THOSE? You’d get better jobs, etc. if you spoke the following:

French, Italian, Spanish, Chinese, Russian/Ukrainian, and Arabic. Can you say high-ranking diplomat? Wawaweewaa.

Regardless, this ad was hilarious. And English should be your 1st language as most of the developed world speaks it. I’m an immigrant. I would know.

Ilya, it was a joke man…

hahahaha someone took a joke the wrong way

Oh well. If someone here does know those languages, that post is for them. :rofl

You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you are operating on yourself.

:rofl

Memorable, solid effort.

Sounds like a Jalopnik feature :lol