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How to Shower Like a Woman

  1. Take off fourteen layers of clothing you put on this morning.

  2. Walk to bathroom wearing robe and towel on head. If you happen to see boyfriend/husband along the way, ignore juvenile “turban-head” jokes and run to bathroom.

  3. Look at womanly physique in the mirror and stick out stomach so as to complain about how fat you’re getting.

  4. Turn on hot water only.

  5. Get in the shower – once you’ve found it through all the steam.

  6. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.

  7. Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lemon shampoo with 83 added vitamins.

  8. Rinse hair.

  9. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lemon conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.

  10. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red and raw.

  11. Try to wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Java Cake body wash.

  12. Complain bitterly when you realize that your boyfriend/husband has once again been EATING your Ginger Nut and Java Cake body wash.

  13. Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least fifteen minutes as you must make sure that all the conditioner has come off).

  14. Debate shaving armpits and legs and decide that you can’t be bothered.

  15. Scream loudly when your boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and you get a rush of cold water.

  16. Turn hot water on full and rinse off.

  17. Dry with a towel the size of a small African country.

How to Shower Like a Man

  1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.

  2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her.

  3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (No.)

  4. Turn on the water.

  5. Check for pecs again. (Still No.)

  6. Get in the shower.

  7. Don’t bother to look for a washcloth. (You don’t use one.)

  8. Wash your face.

  9. Wash your armpits.

  10. Wash your penis and surrounding area.

  11. Wash your ass.

  12. Shampoo your hair, do not use conditioner.

  13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

  14. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror.

  15. Pee.

  16. Rinse off and get out of the shower.

  17. Return to the bedroom wearing a towel, if you pass your girlfriend/wife, flash her.

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:lol:

Sounds about right to me