Dear Shift518 members, scoundrels and scallywags,
Due to recent events that some will say is my fault ( I am currently in disagreement with the US government and state of NY) it appears that your beloved SRS BZNS may be going away for a little while. I would not like to think of it as a good bye but merely a vacation.
It appears the the US government frowns upon any kind of sexual act with a female under the age of 17. To this i responded that her fake ID stated she was 23 and while I questioned the fact that she she was 6’1" tall yet a good 6" shorter than my 5’11" inch frame and her seeming year around tan had faded, i figured i would be open minded and not judge her. After all girls lie about their weight all the time so why should I call her out about her height and the fact she wasn’t of latino decent. Who am I to judge. No I was also thrown off to the fact she was indeed 14 by the way she hoovered my wang. This girl sucked so well i got light headed. On top of that she rode me as if i was a mechanical bull.
But anyway on to my problem. It appears that said 14 year old was actually a robot sent by the FBI to trick and entrap me. They believe that I indeed am the internet meme pedobear hiding in a man suit which at this current point in time I can neither deny or attest to. Rather than sending me on a nice little vacation to the county lock up where i can work on how jacked and tan i am and watch free cable they have chosen to have me deported.
This my friends is where you come in. If I am married and supporting a family I can not be deported. I need you Shift518 to find me a wife, preferably young looking, perky 32b sized breasts, tan, brunette or blonde, rich or rich parents, good cook. Im not picky so as long as she has all of the above i will be able to remain with you all
Sincerely,
SRS BZNS
P.s. needs to have been a women all her life. No Shims.
