[font=‘Lucida Console’]Finally! One of those friendship things on my level! Are you sick of all those sissy “friendship” poems that always sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality?[color=navy] [/color] Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to true friendship: [/font][font=‘Lucida Console’]
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When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the[color=navy] [/color]sorry bastard who made you sad. [color=blue]
[/color]When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. [color=blue]
[/color]When you smile, I will know you’ve finally had sex. [color=blue]
[/color]When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance [color=navy]I [/color]get. [color=blue]
[/color]When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining. [color=blue]
[/color]When you are confused, I will use little words. [color=blue]
[/color]When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have. [color=blue]
[/color]When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. [/font]
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[font=‘Lucida Console’]This is my oath. I pledge it till the end. [/font][color=blue][font=‘Lucida Console’]
[/color][/font][font=‘Lucida Console’]Why, you ask? [/font][color=blue][font=‘Lucida Console’]
[/color][/font][font=‘Lucida Console’]Because you are my friend. [/font][color=blue][font=‘Lucida Console’]
[/color][/font][font=‘Lucida Console’]Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you[color=navy] [/color]can only think of two, and one of them isn’t speaking to you anyway. [/font][color=blue][font=‘Lucida Console’]
[/color][/font][font=‘Lucida Console’]Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will[color=navy] [/color]help you move a body[color=navy]… [/color][/font]
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[font=‘Lucida Console’]Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.[/font]