Top 10 things to say on turkey day

Top 10 things you can only say at Thanksgiving!

  1. Talk about a huge breast!

  2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

  3. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!

  4. That’s one terrific spread!

  5. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

  6. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!

  7. Don’t play with your meat.

  8. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!

  9. How long will it take after you stick it in?

and the Number #1 thing you can only say on Thanksgiving…

  1. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.

Enjoy and Happy Thanksgiving to everyone

bawwwaaahhhhhh ahahahahahaha need to write these down

:rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: that should b a sticky

stfu no0b

good post!:rofl:

:repost:

But it needs reposted every year around this time. :wink:

Lat year’s list had a couple more on it. . .

http://www.pittspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20281

#11. god damn it quik, get your hand out of Brian’s pants.

wow lame,u can do better