You know you’re living in 2004 when…
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You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
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You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
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You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
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You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
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Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don’t have e-mail addresses. -
You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a
business manner. -
You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial “9” to get an
outside line. -
You’ve sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies. -
You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o’clock news.
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Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job.
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You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home. -
Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
screen. -
Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you
turn around to go and get it. -
You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee.
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You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
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You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.
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Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message. -
You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
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You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this
list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
