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At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. -
Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
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Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with
that. -
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”.
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Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks . Once everyone has gotten
over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso. -
In the memo field of all your checks, write “For smuggling diamonds”.
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Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy”.
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Don’t use any punctuation.
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As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
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Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
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Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go”.
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Sing along at the opera.
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Go to a poetry recital, and ask why the poems don’t rhyme?
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Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all
day. -
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party
because you’re not in the mood. -
Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
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When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I Won! I Won!”
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When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling
“Run for your lives! They’re loose!” -
Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go.”
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I had to send it to a few friends… and I will try number 5 !!
Hahaha
gay
very nice
LOL~!
One of the funniest “humor” threads I’ve ever read…hahaha