I tell all my friends that it’s like licking a clean belly button. Perfect way to warm that shit up for da dick…
1)Toss (if she’s hot and she just showered
(following steps all have ample amount of lubrication involved)
2)1 finger for a few minutes
3)2 fingers for a few minutes
4)3 fingers or da dick, your choice.
4b)Insert dick if not done in step 4. I normally whisper in her ear ‘relax dat ass and let the dick in’
5)Pump that shit slowly/shallow
6)Pump a little harder/deeper
7)Ram that shit and romance explode
8)Lay back, and enjoy the jizz running out of her ass
What you do at this point is your choice. If you like her, you can hang out and have her fix you some food, etc. Maybe converse about the next time you will have a sexual encounter. If you don’t like her (and didnt have a game plan to exit), you can say ‘oh shit I left the stove on at home, etc’. A classic trick to get out quick is to walk into the bathroom, set your phone alarm (to the same as your ring tone), and pretend to pick it up as a phone call when it’s actually your alarm. At this point, you say shit like ‘OH NO’ and ‘I’ll BE THERE RIGHT AWAY’, etc.