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Original ad:
selling 1997 toyota camry. 146k miles. engine and transmission in good shape. was in minor fender bender, damage shown in pictures
From Mike Anderson to @.orgHello,
Let me just introduce myself. My name is Mike, and two weeks ago my dog was hit and killed by a car in Manayunk. The driver did not stop. He was hit by a white '97 Toyota Camry. With the side of the bumper bashed in like in your pictures. I thought I would never find the killer, but then I saw the murderers car for sale in Manayunk on **********! YOURS. What, are you trying to get rid of the evidence? You killed my dog of 8 years, and didn’t even stop. I had to tell my kids that they would never see him again. Now they just look dead inside, like their soul was taken from them. I can’t blame them.
We can’t bring Skip back to life, but I want you to come here and apologize to my kids. And buy them a new dog. It is the least you could do.
E-mail me back and we’ll set up a time.
- Mike
From derek ******* to Me
what? i didnt hit your fucking dog. no way im buying you a new dog
From Mike Anderson to derek *******
There’s no denying it. I’ve got you dead to rights. The car that hit my dog is unmistakably yours. I even remember seeing your Outer Banks bumper sticker as I watched the car drive away, leaving Skip in a mangled mess in the middle of the street.
Maybe you were drunk and didn’t remember? That doesn’t make you any less guilty.
From derek ******* to Me
are you fucking serious i didnt hit your dog!!! i even called my girlfriend and she had no idea what i was talking about. you are mistaken
From Mike Anderson to derek *******
No I am not. Does your girlfriend have long hair? I didn’t get a good look at the killer’s face, but I saw long hair from behind as they sped away. I just assumed it was a man because of their huge shoulders.
From derek ******* to Me
yes she has long hair but she didnt hit your dog. where did this happen?
From Mike Anderson to derek *******
You know where it happened. Right here in Manayunk. I think your girlfriend is lying to you. I would like to meet both of you and have a good chat with you two so I can figure out which one of you is lying.
From derek ******* to Me
no this is ridiculous neither of us hit your dog. im sorry it happened but this is not my fault
From Mike Anderson to derek *******
Why would you be sorry if you didn’t do it? Seems like you feel guilty about murdering my dog. Just own up to it. Do the right thing. For my kids.
From Timmy Tucker to ***********@**********.org
RE: Swingset AssemblyHey,
I saw you are looking for someone to assemble your wooden swing set. First off, I must say that a swing set is a horrible toy for a child. I had a swing set as a kid, and broke three of my ribs and tore my ACL on it. My career in little league soccer was ruined. I recommend that you get your child a sandbox. I have an old sandbox that I am not using, and would be willing to sell to you for $300. It is an awesome sandbox. It is shaped like a turtle, and the lid is part of the turtle too. It comes with beautiful sand filled from a beach on Coney Island, NY. Let me know if you are interested.
Tim
From John ******** to Me
i dont want your sandbox. i already bought the swingset for my kid and am sticking with that. its your own damn fault you got hurt on your swingset
From Timmy Tucker to John ******
John,
Actually it is not my fault. The swingset had a faulty design and the swing came off while I was in the air, and I was sent flying into oncoming traffic. I am lucky to be alive. If you do not want your son mangled by a Dodge Caravan, then you should buy my sandbox instead. Sandboxes are 100% safe.
Tim
From John ******** to Me
fuck your sandbox. i want my kid to have fun, not to sit in some dirty ass sand from new york. i am not an idiot and will not set up my swingset where my child can be thrown into oncoming traffic.
From Timmy Tucker to John ******
Well it sounds like you won’t set up your swingset at all without my help. Are you a quadriplegic? Why are you incapable of putting a swingset together?
If you are a quadriplegic and I have offended you, I am sorry. In that case, would you be interested in my sandbox for your crippled body to relax in? Seeing as you can’t use the swingset anyway, it would be way more practical for you.
From John ******** to Me
FUCK OFF STOP EMAILING ME
These are just two random ones I plucked… there are some really funny ones on here.