Turn on CTV CSI Miami immediately!

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@bing

CSI Miami is one of the worst shows in the history of Television. It shows complete disrespect for it’s audience simply by the retardedly obvious and unnatural dialogue between characters that is obviously leading the audience through the scene…

you’re not supposed to use dialogue to do that, it shows bad direction and bad writing.

It also has incredibly, no, astoundingly simple and ludicrous plot lines and story development.

i honestly cannot sit through an entire sequence of scenes from break to break… it makes my head hurt baring witness to such idiocy.

the fact that the show has such high viewership is a testament to how stupid people are.

i caught about 5 minutes of it last night…

come on…“side shows”

sponsoring random dudes with Hoosier Racing Tires on their Eclipse so they can “drift”… and then treating it as an investment because you think you’ll make millions of putting the footage on the web.

how fukking stupid is that? it’s absolutely insane that anyone with the slightest glimpse of reality could take it seriously.

when these actors are reading the script dont they ever roll their eyes? have they no decency? for shit’s sake, i could write a better TV show selecting random words, in no particular order from the back of cereal boxes… the french portions… going backwards… while sitting on the crapper… brushing my teeth at the same time… with my eyes closed… and the box of cereal is lucky charms… expired lucky charms

They write shows like you build parts…