Twin Meaning words :

NYSpeed Automotive NYSpeed Off Topic
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  1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female… Any part under a car’s hood.
    Male… The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

  2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    Female… Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
    Male… Playing football without a cup.

  3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
    Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

  4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
    Female… A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

  5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female… A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

  6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
    Female… An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
    Male… A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.

  7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female… A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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meh…i’m not impressed howie, you can do better than this…

and why isn’t it in your thread dedicated to “funnies”?

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lmao funny stuff :lol:

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I liked the “thingy” one

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just to enhance it a tad. :wink:

  1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Beavis… boob.
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cause it wasn’t that funny. it was more entertaining than anything

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  1. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female… A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

Guess I should get a beer while reading this?

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i’m pretty sure i heard jeff foxworthy make a joke about it

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i thought they were pretty funny! A+