Urban dictionary: Funniest Words

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Find the funniest words

Baby Goggles 6 up, 1 down
When parents are blinded by affection for their newborn child. Even when said child may have been truncheoned by the ugly stick.
Mother: Isn’t she beautiful?!
Friend: Wow! Look at the baby on that nose. It seems like you have got a serious case a baby goggles.

coin wanking
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the act of jangling change held in a suit trouser pocket, usually performed by male office workers whilst stood chatting to colleagues
to stand near someone, chatting to them, but simultaneously coin wanking by caressing and fondling the change in your pocket
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rocketeer 16 up, 1 down
a cool ass superhero that flys around on a rocket pack and kills nazis with a stolen luger
watch the movie you will see

kekeke 473 up, 31 down
Korean for “hahaha.”
“It is how the Koreans laugh while playing StarCraft, before collapsing into a coma for playing 85 hours straight. ^__^”

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hahaha, i know the “kekeke” thing, but i lost it at coin wanking

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Vlad

Satisfyingly apt description of a certain breed of insensitive male sex partner, deriving from Vlad the Impaler, the infamous 15th century Transylvanian Emperor.

                                        <i>It was like being knobbed by Vlad the Impaler                     </i>
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sexile 2555 up, 271 down
To banish a roomate from the room/dorm/apartment for the purpose of engaging in intimate relations with one’s significant other/sex partner.
My roomate is gonna sexile me on Valentine’s Day so that he and Yolanda can have their hot monkey sex in our room.

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Kangamangus-
The act of shooting a hole in someone’s head and hanging them by that hole from a clothesline.
“My homie Tricky D gonna put the kangamangus on that bitch!”

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WTF is wrong with you

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Wish i could tell ya mothafucka

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:rofl at kangamangus