VOTE NOW Worst post of the month! February - VOTE NOW

Quote/paste any single post you would like to nominate as the worst thing posted this month. Nominees can be selected on the basis of terrible grammer, lack of class, general stupidity, etc. At the end of the month we’ll vote. Winner gets a temp ban!

If you post a link you will get e-mushroom stamped by a mod. We’re lazy. Post the actual quote so that we can see it in this thread and it cannot be edited.

Go!

We ARE lazy, so format for us:

Member Name
Link to post
Quote of post.
SHORT explanation for recommendation as needed.

Winner gets:
Ban for 3 days
Two consecutive wins - 5 day ban
Three in a row - 2 week ban

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I nominate:
JEG
http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65318

Reason: Extreme hypocrisy. Bitches to no end about social programs, gov’t spending, helping big business, and people mooching off the system, yet is currently unemployed living off said social programs and is spending the tax return on the taxes he paid minimal amounts of on a rifle.

I would like to nominate: this

Don’t tempt me sukka!

you did it wrong

To be fair it would be difficult to quote every post JEG’s made in the last 17 days. I like where your head’s at with the nomination.

eeek, sorry… how about:

JEG
http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=57411

I was hanging out with some friends today and their buddy Tony came over. He was saying how he heard that if you put a teaspoon of bleach in a glass of milk you will pass your drug test. I called him a retard for even thinking of drinking bleach. I was just wondering if anybody else has ever heard of this? wouldn’t that like…make you go blind? or destroy your insides? also, your stomach acid is a form of hydrochloric acid, and when when mixed with clorine or bleach, makes it much more caustic. I don’t worry about it, I’m not on anything…I’m trying to find another plumbing job, and cant afford to be failing drug tests…so I don’t do any. But yeah…what is the general thought on his drug test passing method?

Reason: he made a thread about drinking bleach

EDIT: that one is not from feb, so I really pick this one:
http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65820

a little gun history…

but I must note that I don’t want JEG banned, he’s just too entertaining… call it Just Carter syndrome.

bleach kills the aids I drink it weekly

http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65773

Just blatant stupidity, I am sure there are more gems posted this month but this is the first one I thought of.

http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65933
Not reading/understanding this thread and realizing it is posts made THIS month.

I swear to god I could put you guys in a room where heidi klum was roofied, naked, and covered in baby oil and you would manage to fuck that up.

:lol:

lol i bet i would get her prego …lol

which would be the correct thing to do!

Try me. No, really. Please. That sounds really nice.

Haha, that post is teh winnar IMO.

would it be ironic if someone in this thread, who doesn’t understand the rules, wins the contest?

I just got banned from roclife, again (faggot mod who banned me didn’t even give a reason), so winning this contest would suck donkey balls.

this should be good

no, it would be great for the rest of us…