Vote to ban Semen aka Touchthisdickb1

For bumping numerous 1-2+yr old threads. Fucker! :lol

Counter vote to ban Adumb.

Thank you. Your opinion is valued

I nose.

i was wondering when youd notice what ive done with the place adumb lol! i like the old look better.

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Here is a story that I like to tell during troubled times and hardship.

There once were two young gentlemen. We will call them 94Gt5.0 and LKSi. They were big in their local area’s “street racing scene.” They were actually considered the top contenders. They ran an elite street racing crew called “The Focus Guys,” due to their incredible choice of car; the Ford Focus. 94’s Focus looked like this

http://0.tqn.com/d/cars/1/0/G/e/1/ag_09focus_frtleft1.jpg

It was really fast due to various modifications that 94Gt5.0 completed during his spare time when he was not working. He worked at a gay bar. I will now list the modifications in bullet format

-Custom one turbocharger per cylinder kit (4 turbos)
-Smoke stacks
-2 different body kits
-Rear strut bar

His best time in the 1/4 mile was 4.3 at a speed of 435 miles per hour. To reach these speeds, 94 required a custom transmission. He and LKSi built one using Play-Doh. You may say, “Play-Doh? That’s stupid.” WRONG. EVER COOK THAT SHIT IN AN OVEN??? HARD AS A ROCK. Thank you very much! 94 was “king of the streets” because his car was faster than any other car around. He was once seen racing the Concord (transAtlanic supersonic jet) from a 60mph roll on I87N. He was ahead of the plane until he hit a patch of water under the new Exit 6 bridge. LKSi saved his life.

The end.

cool story brah.

BRO.

Even, I dont.

:rofl Lance, what the fuck man lol

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