Wanted: hilarious kijiji adds

http://kingston.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-other-I-AM-LOOKING-FOR-W0QQAdIdZ185945917

Just browsing kijiji and found this gem.

that’s my ad, don’t be a dick

LOL some people these days

what kinda kinky shit you into.

he is probably gonna let that goat start striping around that pole lol

hahahah
ive never come across an add like that !

lol this is funny shit this guys prolly got a pair of rubber boots and vellcrow gloves to

He’s gonna sacrifice the goat, and drink it’s blood/ pour it over his girlfriend (slave locked in the basement) and make her put on a ceremonial performance for their demonic deity of worship. Epic party.

ahahhahaha

hee hee

It makes some sense. He doesn’t want to use the credit card, because that will create a paper trail in which the whole bizzaro party can be traced with.

http://oshawa.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-other-Bong-W0QQAdIdZ186091587

only in oshawa…

That’s risky business…

might be a trap.

why buying a bong is fine just the nice amazing gift of god that you put in it is illegal because the government makes more money that way

Not if it isn’t 100% spotless.

the bongs ok.

in the states i think they can charge you if you are in possession of more than 30g of bong water.
but in canada, they need weed.

hahaha kijiji has removed the personal section now lol