*Wanted*

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Very lucious blonde or brunette Female under 130 pounds, to visit me on my 23rd Birthday.

July 22

beer provided :naughty:

2

you left out tall redheads and asians(fuk me and fuk yu twins)also i thought you got down with beyounce looking black chicks as long as the ass was tight???

3

u got my present last week!!!

4

Amanda and I can come over and drink all your beer, but she’s not coming within arm’s reach of you… :hahano:

5

yeah, that will work too

6

after a few beers shes all mine :boink

7

get her back :crying:

8

in september

9

i thought you were a older than that shaggy? i’ll be 23 in october

10

i will get you a blonde blow up doll

11

we could get u a wig too…if u want to make her a brunette…

12

i thought you were his bitch :dunno:

13

no you are mine

14

only on the weekends :naughty:

15

everyday is the weekend for you… :itr41:

16

i enjoy life thats why :slight_smile:

17

not last weekend

18

he was on vacation last weekend

19

I gave you a scooby snack thats why :bj: :69: :blue:

20

damn, no hot chick for me :frowning: