LOL those were funny but even funnier that its real, classic pickup lines
Reading some of the comments posted on the article:
“come on, maturbating onto her desk. rookie mistake, bob, rookie mistake.”
I LOL’d
“…he invariably made a reference to his “levee being about to break” and ran to the restroom.”
Mr. Stokes is Ron Burgundy… lol
^^^ Thats what I was thinking.
Wow man you’re really pussing out on this one. Who cares if someone hits on you, unless they physically touch you or something it should be fine. It would just prove they are a creeper, and sometimes its fun to have a creeper around. This country needs to grow a set sometimes. Plus you should see these as compliments. A gay guy and a fat pig both think you’re dead sexy, awesome! Now you just need to get hot dumb chicks to think you’re sexy and you’re set.
Solutions:
Gay guy hitting on you: Don’t dress so fashionably and he won’t think you’re gay any longer. Plus if you close your eyes and don’t touch his head you can’t really tell a difference anyways could you?
Fatty hitting on you: This one is easy and good. Tell her you only date chicks that cook you cookies wrapped in $100 bills. If she gives you more then $25K you put out. (This is because now your fat from eating all the cookies…damn)
/ funny though!
this answers some questions about you…
Um, I don’t like the feel of stubble against my balls?
:word:
LoLthey talked about this on O&A a few weeks ago…the dude had every weather-related pun known to man.
i heard the actual court documents were up on drudge or smoking gun, but its blocked here at work
Best pickup lines, ever.
COURT DOCS ARE POSTED But I don’t have time to read 14+ pages for you.
i skimmed them and there is definitely NOTHING like what is referenced in that article…
just sounds like a desperate AZN to me.
Wow, that is some weird shit.
lol thats too good
he’s got some balls thats for sure
funny ass shit i would say hahaha