what to do in hamburg tomorrow

whew

Stop by the back of Denny’s for some table scraps that the fry cooks might give you, then dig through the dumpster across the street at Mobil for some “not fully smoked” cig. buts, and maybe even some expired 40 oz. beers that might have accidently tossed. Then go to Hamburg Honda to “test drive” that 4 wheeler with the “CAT Tracks” for tires, go back to the Mobil gas station, do a Monster truck style jump over the cop car that will be parked there ('cause the cop is busy picking up “flo” the works there). Then take off down the new construction Zone, do a couple of Doughnuts on the Golf course right next door. Switch rides with one of the old f*ckers golfing. Now that you have a sweet golf cart, ride to the club house, go into the Locker room, kick some other poor old guys ass, take his plaid pants, argile socks and the green sweater. Now that you have the right uniform, go back to West Herr, but the Ford Department, ask the Service Guy if your Ford GT is ready, pick that up, go to Superior auto with it. Use your new found wheels to get behind the wheel of a sweet old Muscle car in the showroom, do a couple burnouts down the street, Hop on the Thruway, Pick up some “seen her better days” middle aged toll collector, and ride off into the sunset.

X…

:biglaugh:

Excellent Hamburg references, even though you are in the northtowns now.

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damn!!! you are really fuckin bored aren’t you! hahahaha

don’t even ask me how i did that /\

after 1.5 hours they came back and go it is bad so it will need to be replaced. well gee thanks captaiin obvious. they also didnt have the part so iam home

go hang out at the highschool.

your telling me they didnt have a fcukin HUB&bearing. what kinda car?

well i couldnt wait any longer and they had to get it from another dealer. iam going back later to drop it off