What type of Asian are you?

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Find the descriptions that suite you the most!

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I fit 2 categories

Rice-Boy

  • You drive an Asian import. Usually a Honda or Acura
  • Your souped up car (known as a Rice-ride or Rice-rocket) is unrecognizable from it’s original stock form
  • Your exhaust pipe is big enough for your head to fit in
  • The spoiler on your car looks like it was made by Boeing
  • The interior of your car also looks like it was designed by Boeing
  • You always drive like you are racing someone
  • You are not afraid of dying in a crash, but you are afraid of speed bumps and parking lot on-ramps
  • The only other person besides yourself who can sit in your car is your 105 lbs Tab girlfriend. If anyone else sits in your car, the entire bottom of it will be touching the ground
  • Even though your car is a Honda, it goes faster and is worth more than a Lotus Esprit
  • If you drive a Civic, your dream car is a Supra. If you drive a Supra, your dream car is a Skyline (which you can never have). Poor Rice-boy.

Fobulous

  • You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language
  • You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends
  • You listen to Asian pop as well as American music
  • You are equally aware of both popular American culture and Asian pop culture
  • You are a good dancer
  • You date Asian by choice even though you could rock the opposite sex of any other race
  • You are a good designer and have superior Html skills
  • You have an Apt107 page AND an AA page and the guest books in both are packed
  • For you, FOB stands for Fabulous Oriental Being
  • You have lots of Asian pride
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Awwww man! :cry

Fobabee

  • You are an Asian-American or Twinkie who has recently “awoken”
  • You have a newly found fetish of Asian girls/boys
  • You have taken the Asian Studies course at college
  • You are trying to learn as much as possible about your culture to make up for your lifetime of trying to be white (Twinkie ; Banana) or Black (Chigger ; Tea egg)
  • If you are lucky, you will grow to become Fobulous
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That’s hilarious!
I’m a Twinkie/Asian-American/YAP. :lol:

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NEWS FLASH: Chromedragon is as white as they come!!! And i dont think they make asians as big as you??? :lol:

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What? I am? :oops:

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I’m a cock…asian. :E