what would it take for you to punch your mom?

http://blogs.tampabay.com/breakingnews/2009/03/dade-city-mom-c.html

DADE CITY – It all started about 7 p.m. Tuesday, authorities said, when a mother looked outside and saw her 19-year-old son masturbating in the back yard.
The mother yelled. The son, Antwan L. Grandberry, 19, walked around to the front of the house on 13th Street in Dade City and rang the doorbell, according to a Dade City Police report. The mother answered and began cursing and yelling at Grandberry, who then punched his mother in her face, the report said.
Grandberry, who is listed as unemployed, was arrested on a domestic battery charge and is being held in the Land O’Lakes jail in lieu of $500 bail.

I don’t get it. He was beating his meat in the back yard, got yelled at, went around to the front of the house, rang the bell, and punched the bitch out?

HAHAHAHAHA Who masturbates in the back yard… HAHAHA

How odd.

YUP!

HAHAHA, that is quite hilarious if you picture it.

Land O’lakes jail?!

Did they lock him up in a butter container?

He should have mushroom slapped her. Would have proven a point.

HAHA There is a nudist colony in land o lakes too! and my relatives live in land o lakes too… not the nudist colony… I would never visit them…

Thread of the month?!?!? i think so.

Got some funny looks from my coworkers for chuckling at this one.

Ignoring all the other funny stuff in the article…

You know your financial plan hasn’t worked out when you’re stuck in jail and can’t post $500 in bail.

:lol:

didn’t need the picture attached, could have drawn it myself

: X

LOL to land o’ lakes ahhahaa

lol thats hilarious

Wow… he must not have a shed or anything to just be beating it in the yard.

I was thinking to myself, “Self? Whatever happened to the bedroom and bathroom?”

my guess is a combo of poor and mild retardation.

omfg AWESOME STORY

Haha… the only thing that could settle his embarrassment was clocking her?

Ive smacked my moms up for worse.

lol @ “who is listed as unemployed”

lol me too. “what are you laughing at?”

“people on the internet”

i was thinking the same thing