the only strip club that i’ve been to thats not a total shithole is Cheerleaders. Blush and Erotica serve their purposes, but they are mad fucking ghetto. I’m not a huge strip club guy… so if I go to one, it better be nice. Cheerleaders has great food, it’s clean, the girls aren’t trying to rub their stank nasty vaginas in your face, tons of big screen TV’s… etc.
Sitting in a dark smokey room that smells like piss drinking cheap warm beer out of a keg playing “count the stretch marks” = lose
If that’s the only way you can get vagina, I suppose… I have a perfectly nice, non STD infested vagina waiting for me at home, no need for such nonsense.
Do you want to blow a shitload of money or have a good time? Because, believe me, there’s a few places where you can spend a very small amount of money and have a blast.
:boink
Yeah. I’m old…what can I say.
Like someone getting the strap by the staff at No Place, bruised up beyond all belief and getting bitched out by a fiancee’ later…good times were had at that place.