Me and my buddy were hungry this one time in August so we made some sausages, 2 a piece. We made them on the stovetop and a couple mins after we ate them we felt like shit. I checked the date on the package and it said best by October 2009 lol we thought we were gonna die but nope.
I had some hamburger helper that was at most 9 days old. I had the worst food poisoning ever. felt like shit and puked my brains out for a whole day.
I usually make a large scrambled egg mix and eat it all week, same for a dinner entree. I guess there is a tipping point between 7-10 days. lol
after reading this I remember eating Parm cheese that I bought at Sam’s that was Way way expired, probably about 1-2 years like fadetoblacks. but it was a big can of it so I didn’t want to waste it… I figured it was already aged cheese to begin with, so it should get better with more aging! Never had a problem with it.
Same with Mayo and miracle whip. I read they set the expiration dates really early so you can eat them way beyond expiration fine. The girlfriend was eating year and a half old miracle whip up until about a month ago when it all got used finally.
Btw, I felt fine after drinking the super moldy OJ. no pukes or poops even… not even a stomachache. Just some worries after I drank it for a few mins then that was it 
I eat OLD dry mixes (hamburger helper, cake mixes, dried pasta, etc…) 6-7 years old. My mom used to store stuff in the basement then forget about it. So once and a while when we’d run out of food upstairs we’d eat the old ass crap until she went to the store again. Never had any probs with it that I know of.
Willybeen and I drank a shit load of expired different brand beers that had been in our fridge for quite some time. I tried holding my puke in my mouth on the way to the bathroom, it got through my fingers and made a sweet “W” on the floor. It stained the carpet for a year.
Had a Rolling Rock this summer from when Latrobe still made them. wasn’t bad.
It would have only stained the floor for a day of we would have cleaned it up the following morning. Or atleast attempted it
I thought you cleaned it you thought I cleaned it, long story short it was a woman’s job, haha.
mayo that was 5 years expired, I lived
Fuck this game.
I’m a pussy when it comes to expiration dates.
Expired pussy?
Ew.
And yet, not when it comes to sweet and sour sauce.
wasn’t expired the least bit.
100% delicious.