where do you keep your condoms?

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I am going, upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"And the moral of this story is.:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

nice copy and paste

read this before, not bad.

condoms are for homos

homos dont use condoms

fags and sailors, as the belief goes.

The best form of birth control is always and has always been… A fake name.

i wanna fuck the younger sister, she sounds like a hottie

the best form of birth control is coming on her face…

says the soon-to-be father

the best form of birth control is to push her down the stairs

hahahahhahahhaha

tell the hot little sister to get naked and put on some whip cream in the kitchen… if she’s for real, there would be no hesitation

if there’s a doubt, there is no doubt :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

comdoms kept in the GF’s nightstand

NICE temp environment

HAHAHA omg the best post ever lol

thast fuckin golden…id get the hell outta that physco family if that was there lil “test”

what is with some people thinking this story is true

are you retarded?

to the guy who posted this wasteo of bandwidth

i left one of my condoms in your moms gaping pussy ha!

That makes you… A MOthafuka.

hahahaha

rofl thats so sad loser.

I thought it was funny :stuck_out_tongue:

That’s exactly what I was thinking!

honestly i would have failed that test