Floss your intestines with razor wire, you POS.
Anyone who thinks it’s cool to be the dd is def the kid getting used for a ride and no one really likes him. Btw who was the lucky guy who gave you his number.
Ha we had a friend in college who never drank so we always used him as the dd.
I hate being DD, and I am always DD because among my friends I am the only one with a car who is not willing to drive drunk, it sucks, I haven’t gotten trashed in months as a result
Sounds like you need new friends.
virgin
horrible.