http://thetravisty.com/Celebrity_Jeopardy.php
“What’s the difference between you and a malard with a cold? One’s a sick duck…I don’t remember the rest, but your mother’s a whore.”
Enjoy 
Thats not what your mother said last night.
yah! i have all night work owns me
dude, i used to convert those into mp3’s to just listen to them while i drove 
“Burt Reynolds”
“Thats not my name”
“O-KAY, Turd Ferguson”
“Yeah whaddya want”
“You buzzed in”
“No I didn’t”
“Yes you did”
“Thats your opinion”
EXCALIBUR!
“suck it trebek…suck it long…and suck it hard…”
iv got to ask you about the penis mightyer.
no no its “the pen is mightyer”
call it what you want. but does it rly work? will it rly mighty my penis? im not ashamed to say iv tryed other products and if this one rly works ill take a dozen!
no, im not selling penis mightyer’s
well your sitting on a gold mine trebeck
that was all from memory so sry if i butchered it at all, but yea, these fucking rock
:lol:
lol…as i said in another thread…
“i’ll take ape tit for 200”
“that’s appetite…NOT ape tit”
edit: ANAL BUM COVER
ASIA!
Light urple
Hahaha… All so good.
Thank you sooooo much.
“i’d like to venture a gues…Jaleel White?..is he not the fine fellow who played URPLE”
haha thats outstanding, nice work :tup:
and your wager… i heart b00bs.
and your wager… suck it trebek.
funniest skits ever.