Who wants a new name???

I’m bored and found this on another forum. Somewhat amusing to see what everyone comes up with. Just follow the simple directions.

  1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

  1. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = qizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

  1. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Mine is: Cheesy Chickenface

ill do this right after i stick needles in my eyes

Liver Chickenhump

Let me help you with that then :bloated:

Snooty Qizzardbutt

Dorfus Potty-Face

sneezy dippindoodle

Sneezy Dippinboob

o man…mine would be Dorfus Pottydoodle…that’s a wretched name

lmao farkus farkletush.

Sloopy Farkle-Doodle
:lol:

Sleezy Dippindunkin

r = dorfus c = batty h = shorts

r equals dorfus c equals batty h equals shorts. It just doesn’t work :frowning:

Doombah Chicken-Sniffer:lol:

Crusty potty-biscuits

goober chuckleboob

:lol: That sounds like something I left in the toilet earlier.

Goober Frickenhump

<3 Goober <3 such a dreamy name.

dorfus chickensquirt