Why are you on NYSpeed right now?

surfing around for new porn can be monontonous

I am masturbating to Family Guy and for some reason surfing CNN just feels dirty so I came here instead.

Because I’m not day crew, nor night crew. I’m ANY time crew. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. Probably the latter of the two. But either way, I’m just on here because there’s a commercial on the show I’m watching, and I was looking up some info online, and popped over here.

OMFG :lol:

because dawn wouldnt send me pics of her junk

Relaxing before I climb into bed and watch a little TV and crash… Checking all my “normal” websites one last time for the night.

i’m on my phone checking to see why we haven’t had power for an hour now. so i’m going to bed.

edit - so i typed that much and now the power is back. hooray.

Bored at work :slight_smile:

When I get on the pc I click around the sites that I regular, and click the threads I’m intrested in on any forums.

lois?

meg?

or stewy?

Why choose? Lois is hot slut, meg will let you cockwhip her with your meat wand and want more, and stewie will make your dick look fucking huge.

:chub:

stewy would also make a great butt plug…

trying to buy a damn car… oh yea i’m on the wrong forum

I am a loser.

bored figured why not go on nyspeed

I opened my laptop, i must pound refresh on every forum im a member on…

In the car On the way to mid ohio waiting for willybeen to fall asleep in the front seat so MKE can teabag him.

Why not?

“Why are you on NYSpeed?”

Well ain’t that a fuck of a question…