Got a message through a 3rd party that my gift would arrive on the 21st.
Got a call from my mom that a package had arrived that had “funny stickers” on it…
Got in my car and drove the hell over there ASAP to bring the gift home cuz my gf wanted to see it. So after a 20 minute drive back to my apt, i decide to start opening it. FAWK it was heavy.
Open it up
OH snap. A note. Ill put this aside for later as the instructions say:
Onto the top layer. I find this
Fawk, now ill never get out of the shitter, my gf is gonna be pissed! but my subscriptions ran out 3 months ago and i havnt bothered to restart them.
Next up,
Open her up and find two sets of packages… first is this
OMG ive always wanted to try this stuff, cant wait to shower in the AM!!
Then i see this…
OMG a watch?
NO its a super nerd OLED Mp4/mp3 watch, fucking SCORE, i love this thing, it totally fits me, sooo nerdy yet soo awesome, i love gadgets like this… it was even preloaded with some tunes, jimmy hendrix, oasis etc. Pretty cool rocking out to purple haze!
Next up
Doggah is checking things out, likes the candy filled candy cane!
Next package…
HAHA awesome, me and a coworker were talking about these at work today, about how cool they have gotten etc… ive been playing with it for 3 hours, i can now divebomb the dog hardcore!
next package
haha the drinking bird!, i love it, its totally going on my desk tommorow at work, oddly enough i was going to buy this for my elf but elected to buy him something else. and this candy, fawk, now im gonna fatten up but i <3 chocolate
Next up
haha, will post pics of these tommorw after i decorate my office with them!.. people are gonna think im nuts… i dont care
lets see what else is in that box
Hrm a BMW hat… awesome, i dont have one yet, now i can hide helmet head at the end of the long track days!
a fill in the blank im un ur ____ ____ing ur _____
Im in you SS thread Pimpin your gifts!
Next up… hrm
looks cool…
AWESOME quality hoodie, i had some carolina stuff when i was a kid, this is a GREAT hoodie, especially for buffalo winters! im wearing it right now!
Last up… The letter, and the envelope
E-stalker letter from my SS
and what was in the envelope!
HOLY shit, awesome rasterbation of my car… i <3 it, im going to target in the AM and picking up a shit load of 8.5X11 frames to put this on my wall, i will post the pics when its all set, i realy like this!
I just want to say thanx to my SS Randomdead, holy crap man, you really outdid yourself, I can now justify spending close to 150 bux on my elf. This guy totally is the reason why OT-SS is so friggin great, When i was wrappign up my elfs gift today at the office i was explaining to people how much fun it is to get somebody who puts in the effort, and jon TOTALLY went above and beyond to make it SOOO much fun, even my gf said he did awesome, she said he bought me better gifts then she did for X-mas!
