These are from the Japanese Wii manual.
I was doing ok until I got to these 2. What the hell do they mean?
why would you put bags of garbage next to your wii?
I like the one where you pour a drink directly onto it…
are they really that dumb over there?
keep your bagged jizz rags away, And as a nerd this is as lucky as youll get?
Do not throw your Wii away?
I <3 the snowman. 
Holy shit hahahhahaha:
http://wiisafetyowned.ytmnd.com/
http://youtouchmywiiwii.ytmnd.com/
lol, “try not to suffocate little anime boys no matter how funny it is”
HAHAHAHAHHA
Nice find.
lol this one made me laugh
WTF? Don’t take your Wii camping? Don’t leave it in a field with a blanket over it?
Hahahaha
no no no its dont let your wii smoke while in a field covered in a blanket
You guys are stupid asses, it means if your wii has the flu don’t take it to the a vikings home game and leave it on the purple astro turf. I mean seriously, you guys know nothing about games.
Bump, cuz i was searching for something else, and found this, and it’s amazing. lol