So … this appeared on my whiteboard at the shop. I really have no words to describe at the moment, but i thought i would share. Anyone can take a stab at its deep, gong inspired meaning…
wow I think it means …ah im gonna go have a grilled cheese
grilled cheese and tomato soup = lunch of champions
Maybe they confused the word Volvo with Velveeta?
maybe confused Volvo with Vulva…boxy but safe?
mmmmm now im in the mood for grilled cheese…
grilled cheese with american, pepper jack, and provolone 
thats alot of cheese you need some ham or bacon, or both ham and bacon
steelcitysix is on the right track, i think
You have to eat grilled cheese when you buy a Volvo at a yard sale. I’m pretty sure it’s a PA state law, but you might want to check further into that one.
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wow, i never thought the day would come when I’m agreeing with you on something 
Safe? Are you fucking kidding me? This shit could kill you!
She has teh AIDZ…no safe to me.