the sad part is…i work with that kid. he is a dishwasher at ruby tuesday in toga. he is getting fired this week…lol
rofl best. ad. ever.
:lol flagged as best of craigslist
ROFL so much win there. Title says $800, but his negotiation skills failed and he states “I will go as low as $600” ROFL, Maybe Ill call you and offer you $700 and we can dicker to $600. fucking retarded.
Gives away his “Hookup inspection station” dumbass.
Here is my GF phone number, so you can spam that or stalk/rape her. So wait, he can submit an ad on the internet, reply to an e-mail to post the ad,… but cant receive/send e-mail to potential customers??? Idiot
No wonder he is being fired from washing dishes… I mean that’s a damn hard job to do, and apparently he doesnt have the brains to complete the task.
at least he uses proper english, unlike 2/3 of the posters on craigslist. the focus ad that is
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/cin/776572833.html
FS/FT 2001 A4 Avant 1.8Turbo 5 speed Quattro-Boss Machine-mad pics yo
Date: 2008-07-30, 5:51PM EDT
Tired of not getting any respect when merging into traffic with your prius?
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
Your Yuppie friends will love it because its an Audi Station Wagon, your Red Neck Cousins will love it because its boss as boss can be.
No one will ever make fun of you for driving this car.
its has under 175K miles WOW!
Tired of getting 12mpg in your 4x4 truck? but too hard on vehicles to buy a new car? DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. I’ve taken all the stress of owning something nice out of the equation - run your car into anything you like and get 28MPG WHILE YOU DO IT>
can you imagine the LOOK ON YOUR BOSS’S FACE when you park this thing next to his new BMW in the company lot?
Can you Imagine picking up dates in this thing?! (her mom will flip her ****e) get that bad boy draw without the criminal record, BUY MY CAR!
You may think this is too good to be true, but its not - Call me - Come see the car. I LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES (I even live in cincinnati) you can come shake my hand if you want to.
“but how are you selling your audi at the low low price of $1300?!”
Thats a good question . . . you see, you can get this car without wheels, front bumper, roof rack, or speakers for $1300!
THIS CAR IS GREAT FOR PARADES
BUT YOU CAN EVEN BUY THE WHOLE CAR! for $2500obo
Thats right - you can buy THIS CAR for only $2500 as its sits in that picture (taken like 4 min ago)
Its so boss that the HD F350 behind is is TOO SCARED to park any closer.
This car runs like a dream, has all the regular maintenance done on time and handles like nothing you will ever experience. Want that german driving feel without paying tens of thousands of dollars? BUY THIS CAR!*
CAR AS ITS SHOWN IN THE PICTURES (I’ll even leave the half used stick of old spice classic and the death metal tapes in the glove box) $2500
Car Sans Rack $2150
Car Sans Front Bumper $2350
Car Sans Stereo Add ons $2300
Car Sans Wheels $2000
Car Sans Wheels, Rack, Front Bumper, and Stereo Ad ons $1300!!!
Come drive it. You put $5 in the tank and I’ll let you test drive it.
You crash it you buy it.
Shoot me an email or call me (srs) 334.707. no calls after ten PM or before ten AM
-Ben *no check engine lights were harmed in the making of this ad. likewise no check engine light is currently on in the aforementioned vehicle. audi/vw north america does not condone driving your car like a sissy and likewise is happy to see their cars put to heavy use…even though they do not condone or support any of the above message. many audi’s and vw’s were however harmed in the making of the “curshmobile” and rightly so. in closing this fantastic vehicle has been from coast to coast rocking the most and deserves a good home.
* This item has been posted by-owner.
* Location: Clifton (cincinnati)
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 776572833
thats been posted already man lololol
:rofl at gatvilles post!^
ROFL metro mikes… that guy is somethng else. cool dude, has some kick ass bikes too.
AFTERMARKET RIMS?!! those are stock rims and this motherfucker misspelled manual, what the FAWK
http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1698176621.html
1994 camaro v6 manuel obo trades considered - $2000 (ravena ny)
Date: 2010-04-18, 2:22PM EDT
Reply to: sale-5zu4e-1698176621@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
v6, aftermarket rims, tires, tail lights, radio, custom paint, new stearing pump and iroc stearing system, manuel 5 speed (call/txt 518-461-2784 or call 518-756-3272 or email bddon40@aol.com for more info) trades considered
- Location: ravena ny
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
stearing & manuel awesome
Uhh… That looks like an auto shifter?
hurst t-handle…had one in my old s-10 that was a 5-speed
saw this dumper at the lot a few weeks ago. it’s now blue
lmao, WTF!
ASPERGELIOUS IS BACK I SAID SEE MIKE - $10000 (ALBANY)
Date: 2010-04-23, 7:54AM EDT
Reply to: sale-7fnbm-1705941688@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
MOTHER FUCKER IM SELLIN THIS MOTHER FUCKER I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE JOINT ! MIKE AND KEVIN SOLD ME THIS MOTHER FUCKER AND THEY HAD THE LEPPER QUEEN PUT TIRE JELLY ON THIS BITCH SO I NEEDS TO SELL THIS I HAVE IT WITH THOSE 2 MOTHER FUCKERS YOU TELL THEM WHERE IS ASPERGELIOUS RIDE I WANT TO BUY THAT MOTHER FUKER MY SHIT IS LOADED AND HAS A LOT OF SHIT SO IF YOU WANT A CAR WITH ALOT OF SHIT BUY MY SHIT ASPERGELIOUS JONE BITCH !! NOW BUY MY SHIT!!!
- Location: ALBANY
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
laughed the whole time while reading that. Also, saw your car at HVCC today.
i’m crying right now rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl